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If you want to know what a bad joke about a pop song and a sparkly blue diamond have in common, read on: it's all about saying what you mean.
Another title for this one could have been "Cell Phoning Rules and Pitfalls for People Old Enough to Drink"
I think daylight savings time is something designed specifically to torture people, and is a harbinger of terrible luck.
In my last post I said what I didn't want to read in a magazine. This post talks about what I do want to read.
Every once in a while, a product comes along that is so revolutionary, it will change your life.
For every hair that falls out of a man's head, a new one sprouts on the face of a woman.
I think the end of civilization is nigh: Fred and Annoying Orange are my proof.
Now that Turkey Day is over, it's time to reflect on the day, and be thankful for the small things like those concrete blocks in parking lots that prevent you from running up on the curb.
I am an unapologetic stress eater. They call it comfort food for a reason, folks.
Sometimes a mama's got to stretch one.
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