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Critics Unimpressed with ‘Dark Shadows’

The Johnny Depp and Tim Burton collaboration, based on a 1960s gothic soap opera, opened this weekend.

 

 

For those who remember the gothic soap opera “Dark Shadows,” word of the movie version starring Johnny Depp was likely welcome. Unfortunately for fans of the television series, the transition to the big screen has been judged and found wanting.

In "Dark Shadows," vampire Barnabas Collins, played by Depp, awakens from a centuries-long sleep in 1972 to find his estate and empire in near ruins. Collins predictably sets out to restore the family fortune and finds himself at odds with the witch who transformed him into a vampire in the mid-1700s.

Scott Weinberg of FearNet.com described the movie as a “true stinker, in Hollywood terms.”

“ ‘Dark Shadows’ suffers from a miserable pace, a confused editorial approach, and a tone that wavers between ostensibly playful and smugly vulgar,” Weinberg wrote.

Will you see the movie? Leave your review in the comments below.

Marshall Fine of HollywoodandFine.com wrote the movie is “as dreary a big-budget extravaganza as you’re likely to see this year (unless Michael Bay springs a movie on us unexpectedly).”

Fine criticized the plot, the writing, the jokes, the characters and more.

“ ‘Dark Shadows’ isn’t the worst movie ever made,” he wrote. “It probably won’t even be the worst movie of the year. And that’s the best I can say about it. Watching it is like being told a weak joke that you already know.”

Here’s what other critics had to say about the film:

"The trailer, suggesting that DARK SHADOWS was being played as a spoof, caused consternation among many who viewed it, but the real issue is that as it goes on, the movie can’t seem to decide if it wants to stay true to the Gothic sensibility or send it up." — Michael Gingold, Fangoria
"The movie plays as if Hollywood executives said, hey, a 'Dark Shadows' movie would be a fun project — and never looked in on it again. Nowhere is the lack of discipline and structure more apparent than in the ending, which is a mess — and, unlike most of the rest of the film, not even an interesting one. From anyone, this version of 'Dark Shadows' would be a disappointment; from Burton, it’s an even bigger one." — Bill Goodykoontz, FloridaToday.com
" … the humor slithers between the clever and the sophomoric and the film too often seems willing to settle for mild humor at the expense of hippie-era mores instead of pursuing the palpable temptation to become genuinely twisted." — Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter

“Dark Shadows” is rated PG-13 for comic horror violence, sexual content, some drug use, language and smoking.

Showtimes: 

Carmike Cinema

Beechwood Stadium Cinemas 11

Related Topics: Dark Shadows, Johnny Depp, Movie review, and vampire Barnabas Collins

Duncan James Wallace

7:14 pm on Saturday, May 12, 2012

Strange ,but if critics dont like a film I often do ,,,,this film I knew nothing about when I went to see it ,,,,for me it was fantastic,funny,and well made . I could follow the plot ,,,and had no idea how it would end.I go to the cinema about 30 times in a year ,,,,and for me this was the best film I have seen in the last year.I cant wait to get the DVD,as I loved it to bits.I would give it 10 out of 10,,,,Depp was superb,,,,and did I see Chis lee in there ?....Duncan of Colliers Wood.

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Stephanie Gross

2:53 am on Sunday, May 13, 2012

Thanks for sharing your review. I have to agree with you about the critics; often I enjoy movies that the critics hate. I haven't yet seen "Dark Shadows", but I'm looking forward to it!

Fran

12:27 pm on Tuesday, May 15, 2012

No no no no no! I loved Dark Shadows as a child and will not see this joke of a movie. Personally I think this movie is what killed Jonathan Fridd!

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